I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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