Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
this beer tastes like vomit already
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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