i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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