This dress was meant to end up on your floor
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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