i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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