I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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