So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Alive.
So much puke
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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