Me. At least after what I've been through.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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