Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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