escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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