Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
babies were throwing up all over the place
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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