i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
