PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
What drink are we having for lunch?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Randomize
