How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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