my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I look better un-naked...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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