sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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