Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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