I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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go home
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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