'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
