Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
