I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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