Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Let's get the cat blown out
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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