I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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