Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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