I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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