I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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