True but thats because hes a fetus.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i out mim tonsoeep
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