The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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