Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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