would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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