operation harelip BJ is a go
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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