Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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