how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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