You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I need to calm my uterus...
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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