Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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