Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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