i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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