halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Naked. naked and bneed help.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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