Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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