Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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