Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My penis needs a shock collar
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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