brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Pappa wants mamma naked
Porn is love you can see.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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