Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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