I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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