he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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