Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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