K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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