Christians are straight up FREAKS
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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