oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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