just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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