your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
