I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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