guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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